A lot of people hated the Cubs’ new mascot, Clark. They were dumb.

My get-rich-quick scheme selling Hee Seop Choi t-shirts didn’t quite work out. But did I break even? YES.

Written for now-defunct ChicagoSide and also ran in the Sun-Times and was deemed “essential reading” by Deadspin.

I get the chance to vent my spleen about the Chicago White Sox. I’m not a fan.

The time I met my childhood idol. Then watched him overdose.